Posted - 2007.11.05 16:24:00 - [1]

 

Edited by: Tarminic on 06/11/2007 20:44:17
You've heard the rumors. You've seen the aftermath. You know that I don't do **** at work. And you know that when I'm bored, I like to use my verbal IQ to write random and entertaining dribble on a forum of internet spaceships.

And you, good forum-goer, get to benefit from my insanity!
For a small fee of ISK, I will write you a whine. That's right, you! This whine can be as random, illogical, and ridiculous as you want - the less sense you make, the better! In my capable hands and with your premise as my scalpel, I shall carve a whine out of a white hot block of highly-refined nerd rage.

You can find all of my completed whines here: http://tarminicswhines.blogspot.com/

Here are the specific rules:

May Be Posted in any Forum

Must obey the rules of whatever forum in which it is posted

Must not contain any content that will get me warned or banned

The Subject must be approved first; I have the right to deny a whine I find unsuitable

Must be EVE Related

No personal attacks except in good humor

These whines will be constructed and deployed in a timely manner, depending upon the volume of requests I am fulfilling at the time. Generally, expect a waiting period of no less than 72 hours. Any longer and you may cancel your request and have the right to be refunded any ISK sent in advance.

Pricing Specifics:

10 Million ISK base price (up to 4000 characters)

10 Million ISK for each additional 4000 characters

50% Surcharge for posting in CAOD (to recoup brain bleach costs)

10% Surcharge for pink text

Let the whines begin!