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 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.19 06:45:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Golden Helmet on 17/09/2008 19:39:36 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.RECRUITMENT CLOSED. Don't call us, we'll call you.Tired of spending hours camping a gate for alliance leaders who won't even remember your name an hour later? Tired of spending hours looking for targets, only to find a hundred Blues, or jump in to a 100 man bubble camp? Want to experience true freedom as a low sec pirate? Then The Python Cartel is for you. We are a low sec pirate organization. We hunt for our prey, rather than spend hours camping a gate. We use tactics to beat our opponents, rather than sheer numbers. We are cold blooded killers who feel no remorse for our victims. We are small in numbers, but strong in determination. Our daily activities is one thing and one thing only: Piracy. Whether it be just plain ol' killing and corpse scooping, or the more sophisticated art of Ransoming, we don't waste our time with the likes of mining and missions, nor do we frequently engage in the dreary rituals of diplomacy. What we're looking for: - Minimum Skills: Able to fit MWD's, and either T2 fit a T2 frigate or use T2 medium weaponry. - Active - No trial accounts, no alts. - Any timezone. - Pilots with the urge to kill. - Willingness to go -10 security status. - Self Sufficient. - Past PvP experience proffered, but not mandatory. - Ventrilo, working mic very highly encouraged. - Able to listen and follow orders on Ventrilo. - Pilots who honor ransoms and 1 v 1's. - Pilots who will post all kills -AND- losses to our killboard. - Pilots willing to actually hunt in the belts for prey. Camping is not forbidden, but is highly discouraged. - Have a sense or humor. - Applicants must provide their LIMITED ACCESS API key before admission in to corp. You can get your API key from Here. - Pilots will undergo a 2-week trial period, at the end of which it'll be decided if their to be a permanent member or not. And what we offer: - Frequent low-sec roams. - Free T1 frigs and gear (as supplies last). - No blues. - NBSI (Not Blue Shoot It). We're pirates, what exactly did you expect? - Zero politics, zero drama. - PvP Training for those who need it. - Ventrilo, killboard, forums. - Unique, in-house developed Ransom Board. (Thank Spectre, he did all the work  ) - Unified corp. We're not half pirate half industry, we are 100% pirate. - Even split of the loot \ ransom. - We make things go boom. A lot. Interested? Join channel "Python Public" and have a chat with our guys, and either drop an app in at our forums, or convo myself (Golden Helmet), Inertial, Kerblamo, Andrea Skye, or Spectre3353. |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.21 04:00:00 - [ 2]
Bump before I lay around in bed *****ing like a girl about catching a cold  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 01:33:00 - [ 3]
Bump to the top.  |
 Inertial The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 10:19:00 - [ 4]
Just posting so people know who they can talk to :P.
GMT timezone - Inertial
US timezone - Golden Helmet |
 Inertial The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 07:13:00 - [ 5]
I would love some ECM pilots, we need more of those! |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:34:00 - [ 6]
Seems I'm forgetful in the art of bumpage  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:39:00 - [ 7]
Bumping with the high of one of our most successful (and largest) ops to date.  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 03:37:00 - [ 8]
Seeing as we've been war decced by a one-man corp, just for safe measure the security level has been raised from "Wait, what? Security? Uhhh...." to "If that character weighs the same as a duck, then its made of wood!" This translates to Limited Access API keys being mandatory upon interview, just in case. After the interview you can change it if so desired. The original post will be updated to reflect the new requirement. For anyone wondering how to get their API, go here: Clicky. Full access API not needed, only limited (the yellow one). War dec, you ask? Well, one of our guys killed a T2 fitted Velator, that guy didn't seem to take it too well....  Oh, and bumpedy bump. |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.04.30 05:28:00 - [ 9]
A bump away keeps the... what, exactly, away? I dunno.... |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.04 01:14:00 - [ 10]
Lazy bumps for the win! Still recruiting, come join us and do the traditional yarr  |
 Random Elite Caldari Path of Now and Forever
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Posted - 2008.05.04 16:07:00 - [ 11]
What region of space do you operate in? |
 Inertial The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.05 10:48:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Random Elite What region of space do you operate in?
Metropolis and surrounding area. Its nice there, the only problem is Superman. |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.07 05:54:00 - [ 13]
Originally by: Random Elite What region of space do you operate in?
Behind you  |
 Mr Morimoto Nubs.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 12:23:00 - [ 14]
I was the average useless podpilot wandering around high sec, shooting red plus signs, when I recieved a flyer in the mail at my apartment in Rens. It was an invite to become a hardened criminal with the Python Cartel. That flyer CHANGED ME LIFE!!! My self esteem has skyrocketed the past few weeks, so much so that I went to Glamour shots today and had a picture taken of the "new me". Dont wait call now !!
1-800-NU-EPEEN
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 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 22:06:00 - [ 15]
Glad to see the resident griefer in here finally  Bumpedy bump bump. Still recruiting those who like to do the YARR. I'd also like to announce that, much to my wallets despair, we've introduced a Pay For Kills™ system. You get paid for killing, basically. So making a living as a pirate in The Python Cartel just got a little bit easier  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.10 07:02:00 - [ 16]
Up to the top we go. Always looking for more eager pirates looking to lick the tears of our many victims  |
 Inertial The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.13 08:29:00 - [ 17]
Three days without a Bump... Quick! To the bumpmobile! |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:24:00 - [ 18]
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm lazy sometimes (read: all the time).
With this bump, I'll also make an announcement to the general public: Recruitment in to the Cartel is now on a limited basis. Applicants must now spend at least two weeks in our new sister corp, The Python Project, in order to gain admission in to The Python Cartel.
What is The Python Project, you ask? Well, like I said, its our new sister corp. It's both our high sec arm, and doubles as a screening corp for those looking to join Cartel.
Project does the high sec piracy. Cartel does low sec piracy. Both share the same killboard and ventrilo. Project also does low sec piracy with Cartel, to familiarize (and possibly convert) high sec pirates to low sec. Applicants wanting to join Cartel need to spend two weeks minimum in Project while actively flying in low sec with Cartel to be able to join.
I'm much too lazy to go in to more detail. I'll update the main post whenever I get around to it (probably right now).
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:47:00 - [ 19]
Friendly bump for an awesome guy who is an expert in the fine art of Yarr. GL GH.  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.17 01:28:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: Penel0pe Friendly bump for an awesome guy who is an expert in the fine art of Yarr.
GL GH. 
You should join us. We have cake that isn't a lie  Daily bumpage. |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.18 02:09:00 - [ 21]
Edited by: Golden Helmet on 11/06/2008 23:38:21Edited by: Golden Helmet on 18/05/2008 02:10:16Bump. Join us and get in on farming the carebears  Edit: almost forgot, we have forums now! Hop on over and drop in an app! |
 Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Privateer Alliance |
Posted - 2008.05.18 08:26:00 - [ 22]
I am Kumq uat and I approve this msg. GH is one of my heros. He is the wind beneath my wings. |
 Butzew SRBI Circle-Of-Two |
Posted - 2008.05.29 16:01:00 - [ 23]
c'mon m8 11 days w/o a bump ... you realy are lazy  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 23:02:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Butzew c'mon m8 11 days w/o a bump ... you realy are lazy 
Lazy and busy with corp side projects  Project recruitment is suspended until further notice due to Murphy's Law. Cartel recruitment still open, always looking for more folks to join the fold. As always, contacts for recruitment are myself and Inertial. Stop by our public channel and have some spiked Quafe with us! |
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Posted - 2008.06.06 12:39:00 - [ 25]
Bumpedy bump. |
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Posted - 2008.06.11 23:33:00 - [ 26]
Been a while since I bumped. Big Plans™ for the future, join today!  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 03:53:00 - [ 27]
Bump bump bump. Hump hump hump. More classyness here  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.06.17 22:22:00 - [ 28]
Bump bump, with a new sig! \o/ We're still recruiting those that want to go -10 with a good bunch of guys.  |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.06.19 02:32:00 - [ 29]
Bump. As always, still recruiting. We're especially looking to get some aussies so Blammo isn't so lonely  Recruitment contact details updated as well, new recruiter added. |
 Inertial The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2008.06.20 10:10:00 - [ 30]
We also got a Sig Creation service (courtesy of MOAH), altough it will cost you, it is cheapish  . |