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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
Posted - 2009.08.07 11:34:00 - [1]
 

The other day I was out in my motorcar enjoying the sun in my face and the wind in my hair. As I was driving through a quaint little village I noticed a dog on the street chasing his own tail. I pondered this C&P. I pondered this a lot.

Piracy is not the most glamourous of professions, nor is it the most profitable. We destroy rather than create. We plunder instead of nurture. We lose internet spaceships while others build.

Are we like the dog in the street?
Forever chasing our tails in a loop of destruction? Too narrow minded, blinkered and stupid to see other alternatives?


Jaggati Khan
Posted - 2009.08.07 11:36:00 - [2]
 

nooo, the dogs more cleverer Very Happy

Normin Bates
Posted - 2009.08.07 11:39:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

Are we like the dog in the street?


Yes. Added bonus: Eventually the dog will be roadkill.


De'Veldrin
Minmatar
CareBears on Fire
The Obsidian Legion
Posted - 2009.08.07 11:58:00 - [4]
 

Philosophical troll is...

Well, frankly, disturbing as hell.

And who says motorcar? I mean honestly.
It's horseless carriage.

Misanth
Reaper Industries
Asset Liberation Front.
Posted - 2009.08.07 11:59:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: De'Veldrin
Philosophical troll is...

Well, frankly, disturbing as hell.

And who says motorcar? I mean honestly.
It's horseless carriage.


Horseless cabbage.

Belkadan
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:09:00 - [6]
 

Shooting sh*t is fun. I dunno why you're comparing dogs chasing tails to ppl sitting at a computer blowing stuff up. I fail to see a resemblance.

It's like a kid building a sandcastle. He slaves on a beach, or in a sandbox making piles of dirt resemble a castle from the middle ages, only to throw rocks at it pretending they're cannonballs, or catapult projectiles. The castle is punched and kciked by imaginary monsters or giants.

Take Jenga, the reason jenga is fun is because it requires the tower to fall at the end of the game. Jenga would be really quite crappy if the goal of the game was just to pile the blocks up in an organized tower and sit quietly looking at it.

Eve is similar. You get ships and crash them into eachother. A bit more complex than jenga or sandcastles, but still essentially the same.

And one last note: I'm glad to see Eve is so much on your mind that, when you see a dog chasing it's tail in the middle of the street you think of EVE.



.....bro

Jonny 101
Red Federation
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:15:00 - [7]
 

Don't create? *looks at his wallet*

Don't know about you guys, but i've created a fortune, it's taken blood sweat and tears, and lots of it i'll grant you, but i've created a fortune that permits me to lean back and not worry about ****.

Shame on you for being so negative young man.

Chiana Moro
Dark Shadow Industries
Sev3rance
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:21:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Forever chasing our tails in a loop of destruction?


Chasing the tail? Catching and ripping tail from dog more like.

Dyu Ha
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:48:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Are we like the dog in the street?
Forever chasing our tails in a loop of destruction? Too narrow minded, blinkered and stupid to see other alternatives?



What about that fox and scorpion thing? It's all about nature in the end. So why worry Wink?

Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:57:00 - [10]
 

I'm the cat wathching from the shadows for either the dog, or the tail, to win pefore pouncing.

Shigsy
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2009.08.07 12:59:00 - [11]
 

Philosophical Lark scares me.

Dierdra Vaal


Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
Posted - 2009.08.07 13:03:00 - [12]
 

Clearly the dog was enjoying himself. Same with pirates. Isnt that all that matters? :P

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.08.07 13:47:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Jonny 101
Don't create? *looks at his wallet*

Don't know about you guys, but i've created a fortune, it's taken other peoples blood sweat and tears, and lots of it i'll grant you, but i've created a fortune that permits me to lean back and not worry about ****.

Shame on you for being so negative young man.


Fixed that.

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.08.07 13:48:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Dierdra Vaal
Clearly the dog was enjoying himself. Same with pirates. Isnt that all that matters? :P

Are we even allowed to have more than 1 CSM post in a C&P thread?! Haven't we just broken some sort of high court ruling?!

Misanth
Reaper Industries
Asset Liberation Front.
Posted - 2009.08.07 14:16:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
I'm the cat wathching from the shadows for either the dog, or the tail, to win pefore pouncing.




Originally by: Dierdra Vaal
Clearly the dog was enjoying himself. Same with pirates. Isnt that all that matters? :P


No U. Fun is overrated. Mad

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.08.07 15:00:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 07/08/2009 18:29:12
Am I the only one who tried to picture a pasty white guy with a long face and an orange mohawk cruising down the street with the wind in his hair and getting a sunburn from being exposed to sunlight for the first time?

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.08.07 15:09:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Am I the only one who tried to picture a pasty white guy with a long hair and an orange mohawk cruising down the street with the wind in his hair and getting a sunburn from being exposed to sunlight for the first time?

OMG! I had him in a pink bug too....

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.08.07 15:13:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 07/08/2009 18:29:36
Double post or something Shocked

Hanso Sparxx
Deep Penetration Inc.
Predatory Instincts
Posted - 2009.08.07 15:15:00 - [19]
 

wat?

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.08.07 15:18:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Am I the only one who tried to picture a pasty white guy with a long hair and an orange mohawk cruising down the street with the wind in his hair and getting a sunburn from being exposed to sunlight for the first time?


Yes.

I pictured a slightly portly and balding gentleman with bad teeth cruising along in a Citroen with the windows down.. Comb-over flapping in the wind. Contemplating his life as the crushing weight of new responsibility in a game of internet spaceships finally washes over him. Becoming contemplative and philosophic as a defense against the fear that he might fail his loyal disciples. Some of whom have actually come to worship him and hang on every word.

Noticing the dog and thinking 'This..is what I do with my time when I play internet spaceships?' Then posting in C&P...asking the obvious question..is this all we are? Possibly searching for an answer from the depths of the villainy and scum that populate the place. Possibly just being contemplative out loud. Possibly trolling.

As one who has already gone through the whole 'Is this all there is' phase of EvE Online. I can see where the piratical CSM delegate is coming from. And I only have one thing to say...

<Jim Breuer>"Walk it off ****."</Jim Breuer>

War Kitten
Posted - 2009.08.07 16:21:00 - [21]
 

Very deep.

Which one makes for better youtube videos? The free dog chasing his tail and blowing ships up because he can? Or the dog on a leash walking behind his master, busily mining and building?

Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
Posted - 2009.08.07 17:20:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Possibly trolling.



Probably this.

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
Posted - 2009.08.07 17:29:00 - [23]
 

Wait...

All those ebil 12 year old griefer lamer piwats can drive and actually go outside from time to time?

Shocked


Razz

Soporo
Caldari
Posted - 2009.08.07 22:05:00 - [24]
 


Yes, I believe that dog was exactly like most people here,
only that wasnt his TAIL he was trying to get his mouth on...

Grimpak
Gallente
The Whitehound Corporation
Posted - 2009.08.07 23:15:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
The other day I was out in my motorcar enjoying the sun in my face and the wind in my hair. As I was driving through a quaint little village I noticed a dog on the street chasing his own tail. I pondered this C&P. I pondered this a lot.

Piracy is not the most glamourous of professions, nor is it the most profitable. We destroy rather than create. We plunder instead of nurture. We lose internet spaceships while others build.

Are we like the dog in the street?
Forever chasing our tails in a loop of destruction? Too narrow minded, blinkered and stupid to see other alternatives?


pfft, you need to destroy so that you can create. didn't they teach you that?

Alia Xi
The Bastards
Posted - 2009.08.08 01:47:00 - [26]
 

Did the dog have 3 legs, or did it have 4?


Cyrrus Ex
Gallente
Folkvangr
Posted - 2009.08.08 11:17:00 - [27]
 

woof?

Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
Posted - 2009.08.08 11:20:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Alia Xi
Did the dog have 3 legs, or did it have 4?




The dog had 4 legs. Although I did see a 3 legged goat once which was a source of some amusement.

Taua Roqa
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
Posted - 2009.08.08 11:24:00 - [29]
 

Brahma/Shiva

Vaden Khale
Amarr
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2009.08.08 11:28:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 07/08/2009 18:29:12
Am I the only one who tried to picture a pasty white guy with a long face and an orange mohawk cruising down the street with the wind in his hair and getting a sunburn from being exposed to sunlight for the first time?


This, but with a tobacco pipe wafting a savory smoke into the wind as well.


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