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Hardin
Amarr
Celestial Janissaries
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:01:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Hardin on 20/10/2006 22:05:32


Tonight D2 killed my sister Siobhan.

The brave Amarrian lassie spotted a D2 fleet and, after giving the traditional CVA warcry in local, charged them in her 'Executioner of D2 Doom'

Unfortuately Zentan in his 'Rupture of Amarrian Death' succeeded in destroying Siobhan's Executioner and then her pod.

Unfortunately the worst is yet to come.

A couple of hours later a lone CVA pilot passing close to the spot where Siobhan met her demise spotted a floating corpse and cargo container.

The D2 pirates had not even bothered to collect Siobhan's ravishing corpse or even take the Overdrive Injector I out of the loot can.

As a result a pervy CVA member is even now admiring my sister's fine curves in his freezer compartment and refuses to return the corpse to its rightful home.

D2 this is an insult too far. Consider yourselves KOS to me forever and ever and ever and ever...


Leikeze Mrotserif
NibbleTek
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:11:00 - [2]
 

/me sheds a tear for the fallen

Schroni
PPN United
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:14:00 - [3]
 

what a shame, i always liked her Neutral

Lisa Tradesalot
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:17:00 - [4]
 

I lol'd Laughing

BlackHorizon
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:22:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: BlackHorizon on 20/10/2006 22:24:45
Yes, the D2 are up to naughty things. Jouni Kalmar of IAC is pregnant but the father is unknown, possibly Jim Lovell, but D2 fleet was in F4R2 with her a few days before we learned of her pregancy.

Kruel
Beyond Divinity Inc
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:23:00 - [6]
 

I have a collection of 20-something corpses that I regularly necro-ize. Laughing

It can get a tad lonely in space.

Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:24:00 - [7]
 


Rawr!

I offer 50 million ISK for the corpse of Siobhan.

Unless she's going to pop over to Jita for tea and biscuits sometime...

mmmmm...Embarassed

Very Happy


Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:27:00 - [8]
 

I lol'd LaughingLaughingLaughing

Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:55:00 - [9]
 

Condolences to you and your (remaining) family. :(

Perhaps these small words of comfort will help you in this time of loss:

Better this...

Originally by: Hardin
Siobhan's ravishing corpse



...than this...

Quote:
Ravishing Siobhan's corpse.




Uglyone
goat abuser
Posted - 2006.10.20 23:21:00 - [10]
 

/me orders a few nice snapshots of those curves Laughing

NAFnist
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2006.10.20 23:53:00 - [11]
 

ouch, that gotta hurt

Sanka Cofie
Amarr
Fractured Core
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
Posted - 2006.10.21 01:11:00 - [12]
 

I heard that Kali will introduce a USE option on corpses... as well as a Mount Module, Sell Item, and even a Recycle option.

I plan to make liberal use of all of those.

Sapha
Solar Wind
Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
Posted - 2006.10.21 01:14:00 - [13]
 

Shocked...Shocked
rawr?
/me pees
Embarassed
I think D2 has shot me once or twice...they be teh ebil.
Get your revenge - then steal their corpes and do dirty dirty things to them....then give em back. People hate that.

Siobhan
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.10.21 08:21:00 - [14]
 

I am most upset by all this


Alhambra Rainwalker
Caldari
Rosa Alba
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.10.21 08:56:00 - [15]
 

Yep, they are really ebil. They also attacked our drunken anti-piracy gatecamp. Twisted Evil

Triskadecaphobia
Minmatar
Sounds Of Violence
Rogue Intentions
Posted - 2006.10.21 11:14:00 - [16]
 

Poor lass... Sad

Jurskjeld
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2006.10.21 13:53:00 - [17]
 

Can someone inform me of how the CVA traditional warcry sounds? Very Happy
I salute you, thou who art now but a molested corpse, frozen and thawed regularly for the satisfaction of others.

Scoundrelus
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2006.10.21 20:00:00 - [18]
 

So you think your sister has fine curves?...

Alabama ftl.

Atomic Mayhem
Bottomfeeders Inc
Posted - 2006.10.22 18:13:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Scoundrelus
So you think your sister has fine curves?...

Alabama ftl.

Laughing

Swor
Posted - 2006.10.23 02:34:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Scoundrelus
So you think your sister has fine curves?...

Alabama ftl.


ROFL! best post today

Rotag
Amarr
Posted - 2006.10.23 09:51:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Scoundrelus
So you think your sister has fine curves?...

Alabama ftl.


Laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

zoolkhan
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2006.10.23 14:48:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Alhambra Rainwalker
Yep, they are really ebil. They also attacked our drunken anti-piracy gatecamp. Twisted Evil


yep. ours too. 9uy is quiet empty now due to teh fact
that half of u'k is travling back from empire
after replacing the lost ships
We be back in business in .. bah who cares.

hardin, send pics of these curves please. let
us see if is worth to take an amarr lady
into custody for interrogations Laughing

grizouh
Tri Optimum
Ev0ke
Posted - 2006.10.23 15:22:00 - [23]
 

<giggle>




 

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