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 Hardin Amarr Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:01:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Hardin on 20/10/2006 22:05:32
Tonight D2 killed my sister Siobhan.
The brave Amarrian lassie spotted a D2 fleet and, after giving the traditional CVA warcry in local, charged them in her 'Executioner of D2 Doom'
Unfortuately Zentan in his 'Rupture of Amarrian Death' succeeded in destroying Siobhan's Executioner and then her pod.
Unfortunately the worst is yet to come.
A couple of hours later a lone CVA pilot passing close to the spot where Siobhan met her demise spotted a floating corpse and cargo container.
The D2 pirates had not even bothered to collect Siobhan's ravishing corpse or even take the Overdrive Injector I out of the loot can.
As a result a pervy CVA member is even now admiring my sister's fine curves in his freezer compartment and refuses to return the corpse to its rightful home.
D2 this is an insult too far. Consider yourselves KOS to me forever and ever and ever and ever...
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 Leikeze Mrotserif NibbleTek
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Posted - 2006.10.20 22:11:00 - [ 2]
/me sheds a tear for the fallen |
 Schroni PPN United |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:14:00 - [ 3]
what a shame, i always liked her  |
 Lisa Tradesalot |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:17:00 - [ 4]
I lol'd  |
 BlackHorizon The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:22:00 - [ 5]
Edited by: BlackHorizon on 20/10/2006 22:24:45 Yes, the D2 are up to naughty things. Jouni Kalmar of IAC is pregnant but the father is unknown, possibly Jim Lovell, but D2 fleet was in F4R2 with her a few days before we learned of her pregancy. |
 Kruel Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2006.10.20 22:23:00 - [ 6]
I have a collection of 20-something corpses that I regularly necro-ize.  It can get a tad lonely in space. |
 Verone Gallente Veto Corp |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:24:00 - [ 7]
Rawr! I offer 50 million ISK for the corpse of Siobhan. Unless she's going to pop over to Jita for tea and biscuits sometime... mmmmm...   |
 Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2006.10.20 22:27:00 - [ 8]
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 Tsanse Kinske WeMeanYouKnowHarm |
Posted - 2006.10.20 22:55:00 - [ 9]
Condolences to you and your (remaining) family. :( Perhaps these small words of comfort will help you in this time of loss: Better this... Originally by: Hardin Siobhan's ravishing corpse
...than this... Quote: Ravishing Siobhan's corpse.
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 Uglyone goat abuser |
Posted - 2006.10.20 23:21:00 - [ 10]
/me orders a few nice snapshots of those curves  |
 NAFnist Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities |
Posted - 2006.10.20 23:53:00 - [ 11]
ouch, that gotta hurt |
 Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive |
Posted - 2006.10.21 01:11:00 - [ 12]
I heard that Kali will introduce a USE option on corpses... as well as a Mount Module, Sell Item, and even a Recycle option.
I plan to make liberal use of all of those. |
 Sapha Solar Wind Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service |
Posted - 2006.10.21 01:14:00 - [ 13]
 ...  rawr? /me pees  I think D2 has shot me once or twice...they be teh ebil. Get your revenge - then steal their corpes and do dirty dirty things to them....then give em back. People hate that. |
 Siobhan Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance |
Posted - 2006.10.21 08:21:00 - [ 14]
I am most upset by all this
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 Alhambra Rainwalker Caldari Rosa Alba Curatores Veritatis Alliance |
Posted - 2006.10.21 08:56:00 - [ 15]
Yep, they are really ebil. They also attacked our drunken anti-piracy gatecamp.  |
 Triskadecaphobia Minmatar Sounds Of Violence Rogue Intentions |
Posted - 2006.10.21 11:14:00 - [ 16]
Poor lass...  |
 Jurskjeld Minmatar Queens of the Stone Age Rote Kapelle |
Posted - 2006.10.21 13:53:00 - [ 17]
Can someone inform me of how the CVA traditional warcry sounds?  I salute you, thou who art now but a molested corpse, frozen and thawed regularly for the satisfaction of others. |
 Scoundrelus Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.10.21 20:00:00 - [ 18]
So you think your sister has fine curves?...
Alabama ftl. |
 Atomic Mayhem Bottomfeeders Inc
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Posted - 2006.10.22 18:13:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: Scoundrelus So you think your sister has fine curves?...
Alabama ftl.
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 Swor |
Posted - 2006.10.23 02:34:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: Scoundrelus So you think your sister has fine curves?...
Alabama ftl.
ROFL! best post today |
 Rotag Amarr |
Posted - 2006.10.23 09:51:00 - [ 21]
Originally by: Scoundrelus So you think your sister has fine curves?...
Alabama ftl.
Laughed so hard I almost peed myself. |
 zoolkhan Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan |
Posted - 2006.10.23 14:48:00 - [ 22]
Originally by: Alhambra Rainwalker Yep, they are really ebil. They also attacked our drunken anti-piracy gatecamp. 
yep. ours too. 9uy is quiet empty now due to teh fact that half of u'k is travling back from empire after replacing the lost ships We be back in business in .. bah who cares. hardin, send pics of these curves please. let us see if is worth to take an amarr lady into custody for interrogations  |
 grizouh Tri Optimum Ev0ke |
Posted - 2006.10.23 15:22:00 - [ 23]
<giggle>
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