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The End
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:35:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: The End on 26/08/2007 23:48:26
First: To OMEN Incorporated Corp

The statements that follow....no disrespect toward your corp or the member in question.

So,

TRI was camping a well known system, which need not be mentionedRazz; the camp was inplace for maybe all of five minutes when...

Scius, from OMEN Incorporated (Exuro Mortis), jumps in and starts attacking my EOS with his Nightmare, which seems to tank pretty damn well for having a Nyx plus support craft on itSurprised However, his beast of a tank is eventually worn down and his pod taken away by the smarty.

Now, of course, I jet for the can to see what this dashing young man has left for us and to my surprise...further fittings on my new Nyx are secured Very Happy

Now, I quickly make a mad dash for the station to depart my precious cargo when Mr Xtreme calmly alerts me that he has a Revelation locked down on the gate. I can barely hear him since he's laughing uncontrollably, but I manage to get back to zie gate to assist...

To my surprise, it's the same young lad who had just lost his Nightmare; as I lock him he's already half armor, which seemed very odd seeing as Mr X had just reported it. I hesiate momentarily as the guy threatens to bring his alliance cap fleet in, which includes a Titan and many many dreads.
(which we hoped would all have his taste in mods)

Alas, we read the kill mail upon the destruction of his vessel and once again our eyes lit up and we laughed uncontrollably together Laughing....

NO cap reps and a full slot of cargo expanders in the lowRazz


So, after five minutes of effort, a nightmare and revelation later, we're nearly 5bil isk richer and have a nice segment for our next movie. In total, the guy lost over 10bil in fittings and ships. However, through all of this I have to say that this guys gung-ho attitude and apparent lack of (something) was quite refreshing.

The End (no pun intended)




Righteous Fury
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:42:00 - [2]
 

Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P

http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749

Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:44:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 25/08/2007 02:44:19

You should have seen the bull**** this guy posted in alliance chat, silly ebayers >.<

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:46:00 - [4]
 

He needed those expanders to hold his honor!

Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:49:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Viper ****zIe
He needed those expanders to hold his honor!

Laughing

Feterous Jolin
Caldari
The Harvesting Company
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:49:00 - [6]
 

oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.

Jirai Grepher
Gallente
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:51:00 - [7]
 

lol

John McCloud
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:52:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: John McCloud on 25/08/2007 02:51:44
Originally by: Righteous Fury
Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P

http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749


O...M...G

I mean, either he was totally smokin **** and thuis totally wasted or...myohmy..I'm just lost for wordsShocked

Mr Xtreme
Caldari
Baptism oF Fire
Sons of Tangra
Posted - 2007.08.25 02:53:00 - [9]
 

As "The End" is telling here i whas laughing so much i coud bearly speak.. lol

It whas the funnies day ever in my eve history. :D


TJ17
Gallente
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:08:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Feterous Jolin
oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.


it was win it was happening the same time fet cursed my cormack spawn Mad

Feterous Jolin
Caldari
The Harvesting Company
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:16:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: TJ17
Originally by: Feterous Jolin
oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.


it was win it was happening the same time fet cursed my cormack spawn Mad


owned tbh

king jks
Caldari
Xenobytes
Stain Empire
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:24:00 - [12]
 

Win.

jdok
Gallente
Reaper Industries
Eternal Rapture
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:46:00 - [13]
 

I'm glad he did it, it made for a quite funny alliance chat whenever he was online afterward. As for making the alliance look bad? Not really, this was the action of 1 moron, less than a week into the corp. Hell, seems like the guys little brother got onto his account or something and went ooo shiny ships! pop pop. cry. "my honor?!" Seriously tho, I hope to god that the guy was new to the game and bought the account. If he isn't new.. well.. shucks.. gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever seen anyone do in eve.

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:54:00 - [14]
 

Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.

I feel closer to Josh already. Embarassed

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.25 03:58:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda
Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.

I feel closer to Josh already. Embarassed


*****.

Asika Kazama
Minmatar
Warp Asylum.
Posted - 2007.08.25 04:19:00 - [16]
 

I think what hurts most is I got in and salvaged both the Nightmare and Revelation, and neither dropped a thing :(

Tonkin
Caldari
Sacred Templars
Black Swan.
Posted - 2007.08.25 04:41:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Righteous Fury
Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P

http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749


EPIC

Ampoliros
Minmatar
Aperture Harmonics
K162
Posted - 2007.08.25 04:43:00 - [18]
 

Ahahahahahaha Laughing

A fool and his money are soon parted, blah blah...


Mimiru
Gallente
Dynaverse Corporation
Vertigo Coalition
Posted - 2007.08.25 04:43:00 - [19]
 

neat.

Leikeze Mrotserif
Caldari
NibbleTek
Posted - 2007.08.25 04:54:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Leikeze Mrotserif on 25/08/2007 04:54:36
ebay 4tw :D

Green Halo
Gallente
M. Corp
Mostly Harmless
Posted - 2007.08.25 05:49:00 - [21]
 

Many many lulz

Jherek Cornelian
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2007.08.25 06:07:00 - [22]
 

<3
The
End
Cool

Jogvan
Caldari
NibbleTek
Posted - 2007.08.25 06:17:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Tonkin
Originally by: Righteous Fury
Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P

http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749


EPIC

Tellenta
Gallente
Invicta.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2007.08.25 06:42:00 - [24]
 

Apparently I missed something that would make me go

What the....

wait.. what??

did he??

omg he did..

where did we dig this guy up?

Tellenta
Gallente
Invicta.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2007.08.25 06:44:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda
Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.

I feel closer to Josh already. Embarassed


*****.


You love it and you know it.

Avernus
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Sodalitas XX
Posted - 2007.08.25 07:04:00 - [26]
 

I couldn't resist, this guys name was familiar so I looked him up in-game.

Now a member in IAC, Umbra Congregatio... Tyrrax's corp. Man, losing ships like that, he'll be the right hand man in no time. Razz

Krystian
Caldari
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
Posted - 2007.08.25 07:17:00 - [27]
 

This dude has Leeroy Jenkins beat. Except not as amussing.

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.25 07:27:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Krystian
This dude has Leeroy Jenkins beat. Except not as amussing.


If only I could have been there to fraps his honor =/

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2007.08.25 07:35:00 - [29]
 

I've read this story (here and on SHC) and it keeps gettin' funnier every time I see it!

Ewa Quillam
Caldari
COLSUP
Tau Ceti Federation
Posted - 2007.08.25 07:40:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Avernus
I couldn't resist, this guys name was familiar so I looked him up in-game.

Now a member in IAC, Umbra Congregatio... Tyrrax's corp. Man, losing ships like that, he'll be the right hand man in no time. Razz


Really, you could refrain yourself from this, because as opposed to your most mates, he has the guts to put his ship on the line against overwhelming odds without being baby-sit.


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