Posted - 2007.10.25 05:04:00 - [1]

 

Edited by: Exekias on 25/10/2007 15:08:16
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Eternity INC. [ETNY] – 1st Birthday

One year ago today, the red-headed love child of Larsson7 and Selleeene was born.
Eternity was the first corporation specifically created to be MC, and to embody the ideals of professionalism, teamwork and excellence that have made the Mercenary Coalition what it is today. Naming Eternity INC. in honor of his favorite boy band, Larsson wanted Eternity to become the preeminent corporation within the MC and a PvP force in the Eve galaxy. Today, we are proud to say, that dream has been realized. Eternity consistently tops the MC killboards every month, leads in gang participations and boasts the third-gheyest corporation name in the alliance. We continue to set the bar high for achievement, and strive to be the most active, most efficient, and most deadly organization we can be.

Fun Facts and Meaningless Numbers
- ETNY has 13,000+ participations on killmails in the past year, totaling more than half a trillion isk in arbitrarily calculated damage.
- In that time our overall efficiency rating has been a meaningless 91.8% as of this writing.
- We have participated in 682 shuttle and 3866 podkills.
- Our corp ticker has been misspelled as “ENTY” more than 163 times, which has led to more than 85 Treebeard jokes.
- ETNY has lost 18 shuttles and 7 noobships, more than any other MC corporation.
- Eternity directors of Scottish descent sleep an average of 1.5 hours per night.
- ETNY members have participated in 53 dreadnought and 199 interdictor kills.
- We average a new CEO every 2.4 months, more than any other MC corporation.
- Eternity member(s) have caused the median market price of Taranii to increase by 8.5%.
- ETNY has the most carrier killmails in the MC, with 66.
- We are the most trashtalking corp in MC and are lacking in posting class, according to a prominent alliance leader.

I would personally like to thank each and every pilot who has flown under the ETNY flag for making this moment possible. I am proud to have taken the helm of this great corporation, and proud of each and every member for their hard work, dedication, and teamwork. Except for you, FeAr, you slacker. Seriously though, you guys rock, and you all deserve a big frosty congratulatory beer for a wildly successful year. For those of you going to fanfest, Selynne said he’d buy it for you, so be sure and ask him.

I hope you all have had as much fun as I have had in the last year. Happy Birthday Eternity: here’s to many more!