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TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:15:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 02/04/2008 21:26:52

Our Mercs Have Killed
Over 400 GasBag's Ships
Worth More Then 20 Billion Isk!
More Goon Killin To Come


ISD NEWS
Miners Strike Out at JihadSwarm <-- click to read
Reported By: ISD Magnus Balteus

(FYI: The Goons do NOT know who has given
isk unless those who gave wanted it known.
This is an obvious lie to stop miners from giving
and proves that Karttoon is worried about our wardecs) Twisted Evil


Goonswarm has announced a jihad against miners and industrialists. They have killed off over 1,100 barges/industrialists in the past six weeks. (Killboard) They have done this with impunity. They have boasted of their conquests. (As if killing off defenseless Hulks and Macs is heroic)

It is time for the 'defenseless' to rise up.
It is time for the Goonie Gasbags to get what is coming to them.

Death! Death! Death To The Goons!

How you ask? I am collecting donations from all you miners and industrials (and all other good people) who are tired of these boasting gasbags and hired the best Merc corps in Eve to kill them any where in the High Security universe. They came to our place to kill us now it is time to make high sec space unsecure to them! Let’s make THEM be looking over their shoulder when they come from out of their dark 0.0 holes into our glorious realm of light.

This is not a scam. I am an alt of a well known person in Eve who has always done what I have said I will do. Every isk given to this alt has gone and will go to pay for hiring a Merc Corp and paying for all the Goon ships they are killing off. I have talked to Chribba who will verify that I am also a trusted person in Eve. But more then that I have given my API code to him so he can verify that every isk sent in to pay the Mercs has gone to pay for the Mercs.

I have already donated 1.4b of my own isk to hire R.E.P.O. for this endeavor.
Help rid the universe of many of the Goons ships by donating isk to this character.

If you wish to donate anonymously then just do so and no one will ever know. If you want all Eve to know then post here how much you are giving and then send your amount to me. I will verify and post your name(s) prominently in this thread.

Come Eve Miners and Industrialist!

Come and help show these gasbag gankers that the carebears of Eve are NOT to be trifled with. We will come at you wherever you are!


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TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:15:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 28/03/2008 03:24:16

Chribba Hired To Monitor Isk/Account

Originally by: Chribba
I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
Originally by: Chribba
Posting to confirm that ISK donated have been wired to TNT and REPO representatives on several occasions.

I was able to secure Chribba to monitor my API and confirm that all isk sent in will go to the mercs. If I do not then Chribba will give out my Main's name. My main has spent two years building a biz that is based completely on trust and has been entrusted with over 35 billion in isk and assets. He is NOT going to scam a measly billion or two when he has far more to loose.

Now I know this small wardec isn't going to destroy the goons. But there are many ways of 'winning' in eve. For me one way is to create some buzz (I think I've done that!) Twisted Evil And another way is to kill off as many people in the Alliance of GoonSwarm who attack and kill (or allow to be killed) innocent miners and industrialists. (Of which I am one)

This is us miners getting our pound of... well... ship. Very Happy

So if you want to help out the cause send in whatever amount of isk you feel led to do so. I promise you that this is all about the Goons dying and every isk sent in will go towards that goal.

So now let's get on with the business of Goon Killin!

TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:16:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 04/04/2008 04:07:04

We have raised alot! Thank you all. $6,175,000,000 isk Very Happy

But we need more isk to continue the wardecs. I have match all new donations 1 for 1 up to a billion isk. Thank you all for your donations. I will continue the R.E.P.O contract and I've hired two more as well. Thank you all very much for your trust in me and commitment to this endeavor.

Each bar represents a billion isk that I have received.
Send in your isk and see the bars turn green for GOON KILLIN!

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R.E.P.O. still need to be paid for each kill they make. And I want to keep hiring both R.E.P.O. and the other two merc corps. The more isk we get the more killin we can do!


Where The Isk Has Gone
. $1 Billion Donations From Cool People Under Matching Program
. $1 Billion Matched Isk From Me
$6.17 billion Total Donations From Cool People
... 7 million CCP costs to send thank you emails and emails to ganked miners asking to donate
. 15 million Deposit For Signature.
150 Million To R.E.P.O. (1st Week Wardec fee)
150 Million To R.E.P.O. (2nd Week Wardec fee)
800 Million To TNT (Wardec cost for week)
200 Million To TNT (additional Wardec costs)
541 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 1st Week Kills)
150 Million To R.E.P.O. (3rd Week Wardec fee)
. 50 Million Bonus to Icarus Starkiller for 5b ship kill
. 25 Million Payment for sig creation
. 90 Million Payment for sig creation
300 Million Other Related War Costs
422 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 2nd Week Kills)
150 Million To R.E.P.O. (4th Week Wardec fee)
. 40 Million Balance paid for sig creation
150 Million To Hello Kitty Initiative (1st Week Wardec fee)
487 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 3rd Week Kills)
150 Million To R.E.P.O. (5th Week Wardec fee)
300 Million To CRMSM (1st Week Wardec fee)
. 40 Million Bonus to REPO for 4b frieghter kill
. 97 Million Refund from Omniscient Order


2.16 billion Funds Available To pay for ships R.E.P.O. kills and to continue to hire other merc corps.

R.E.P.O.'s kills for a week are just at 500m. (not bad actually)
Consider donating to the cause!


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TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 03/04/2008 16:54:18

I Have Hired R.E.P.O. For A 5th Week
(I will hire them for as many weeks/months/years as the isk flows in)

R.E.P.O's Current Killboard
Gasbags Deaths: R.E.P.O. Killboard
R.E.P.O. has killed 329 of the Gasbags. Total isk = 19.0 billion. Twisted Evil

Kill Of The War: Over 5 Billion Cargo! <--- Click to see
(Good hunting Icarus Starkiller!)

2nd Best Kill Of The War: Over 4 Billion Freighter! <--- Click to see


I Have Hired The Crimson Federation.
CRMSM's Current Killboard
Gasbags Deaths: CRMSM Killboard
CRMSM has killed 76 of the Gasbags. Total isk = 1.08 billion.


Omniscient Order's Killboard (Campaign Finished)
More Gasbags Deaths: OMNOR Killboard
Omniscient Order has killed 30 of the Gasbags. Total isk = 422 million.

TNT's Killboard (Campaign Finished)
More Goon Deaths: TNT Killboard
TNT killed 56 of the Gasbags ships. Total isk = 1.16 billion.

Total Gasbags ships killed = 491.
Total isk = 21.6 billion.

TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 29/03/2008 21:38:13

What Some Of The Cool People Have Written
(Names Withheld)

2008.03.07 21:42
... just so you do know, their kill board, should show that i killed one of them on their raid.

2008.03.07 02:45
Sounds like fun. Sent 40m

2008.03.08 00:05
... I built a Hulk that can withstnad the assault. I have now cause the loss of 2 goon ships while mine survived.

2008.03.08 01:09
Sending a bil because it amuses me.

2008.03.08 02:14
You´ll have some good money after I buy my new mackinaw, you can count on it! I´m tired of these ****ing bastards...

2008.03.08 00:43
40mil sent post me on the donation board ... Let the swarm burn brightly.

2008.03.10 22:54
Hey Ted, they haven't been near my interests since repo dec'd them. Just sent you another 25 mil.

2008.03.13 17:48
A failed bombing by br0ke and Donato lite today lost them a Raven. No 72 virgins for you.

2008.03.14 14:15
The best caod thread ever, seriously.

2008.03.14 17:27
I think the OP was spot on with this. He did exactly what every carebearing miner who got suicide killed or noob corp who gets wardecced is told to do when they post a whine thread about it. He hired mercs...

2008.03.22 14:59
I have donated 50 mil. Kick ass!

2008.03.22 15:24
oh an another thing: watch out for mynameisjackie chan. He's a goon alt that will scan you down before the real goon drops into system and pops you.

2008.03.25 03:36
Yup i have been reading what you are doing on the forums....GL bud... Kill em all.

2008.03.22 23:58
Glad i could help... and my feelings are mutual with everyone in our alliance.

2008.03.26 10:03
As a fellow miner and prior Gank victim to a goonie a few months back I salute your intiative and wish you the best of luck!



Inexpensive Way To Keep Hulk From Being Ganked: Wake Up Concord
Link1 Link2

You use a alt with ibis to attack your hulk in belt then concord spaws and kills your ibis guy, they hang around and will then immediately attack any gankers who attack you killing them before they can kill you. Check it out.

Some Of The Cool People Of Eve
(More names to come)

Captain Gorlok 1 Billion!
Danari 1 Billion!
"Q" (Not Full Name) 150m "Nuke'em from Orbit its the only way to be sure"
Jebhadr 40m
L34D 20m

How to Join My Mailing List
While In game
Goto "Channels & Mailing Lists"
Select the "Mailing Lists" Tab
Hit "Create / Join"
Type in “Goon Killin”

This will allow you to receive emails from me when something important has happened. (I promise not to spam you). And if you do not answer or post there then reading emails there is completely anonymous.


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Rubber Ducky
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [6]
 

Ok

Thunderbutte
Amarr
Destructive Flatulence
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [7]
 

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Marius Duvall
Amarr
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:20:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
New Topic coming.
Please do not post here yet.


Quality thread.

TeufelsBeitrag
Caldari
Ore Mongers
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:24:00 - [9]
 

*~s~c~a~m~*

Yorda
Minmatar
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:34:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Yorda on 04/03/2008 18:33:57
Terrible troll, even worse scam.

Jonis Sinmaker
Amarr
Valiant Logistics Inc.
The Purge Alliance
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:34:00 - [11]
 

I bet a goon came up with this idea lol

TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:37:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker
I bet a goon came up with this idea lol
When the Goonie gasbags start dying they will not be laughing.

kublai
Caldari
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:37:00 - [13]
 

This is a fantastic iniative and I hope many miners take full advantage of it and donate much of their hard earned isk.

Althair Erin
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:38:00 - [14]
 

Oh you clever boy.

Dog Solitude
Minmatar
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:39:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 04/03/2008 18:21:13
hire the best Merc corp in Eve to kill them any where in the High Security universe.



Oh hey Teddy, you should check out MC. I hear they are available (read: not on contract) and that they work for isk only. Surely they'd be interested.

Succubu5
Gallente
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:45:00 - [16]
 

Maybe I'll send you 1.00 isk.

Kreunt
Caldari
The 5th Freedom
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:49:00 - [17]
 

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Cybarite
Gallente
YARRRDIES Inc.
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:52:00 - [18]
 

You know he could probably net one of the biggest hauls for a scam in eve history with this...

Aprudena Gist
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:55:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker
I bet a goon came up with this idea lol
When the Goonie gasbags start dying they will not be laughing.


i assure you every time i die i laugh.

Desiderata Fabian
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:57:00 - [20]
 

Sending TeddyBr FTW all my ISK.

TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
TeddyBr's Revenge
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:57:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Aprudena Gist
i assure you every time i die i laugh.
Then we want to help you laugh alot. Twisted Evil

Nacho Daddy
Caldari
Ministry of Funny Walks
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:59:00 - [22]
 

There is one way to legitimize this and show its not a scam. Have the hired Merc corp post the contract and the kills for the goons. Otherwise people will just think this is a scam as has been posted.

Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:08:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
I am going to collect donations from all you miners and industrials

LOL, scamtastic.

Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:10:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Nacho Daddy
There is one way to legitimize this and show its not a scam. Have the hired Merc corp post the contract and the kills for the goons. Otherwise people will just think this is a scam as has been posted.

Unless he works for the merc corp ...

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:16:00 - [25]
 

Get chribba to hold the isk then i might donate.

Marcus Druallis
Caldari
Quantum Industries
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:18:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Marcus Druallis on 04/03/2008 19:18:48
Can we split the profits?

Papa Ina
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:22:00 - [27]
 

Goonalt spotted.

Zizzyx
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:41:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Zizzyx on 04/03/2008 19:40:40
Yes everyone give him your money, one billion isk is enough for a whole week of protection! That's SEVEN DAYS!

This should be just long enough to scare off those stupid goonies FOREVER.

Atomos Darksun
Gallente
The Maverick Navy
IT Alliance
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:44:00 - [29]
 

DEATH TO THE MINERS!

Bob Moore
Gallente
KAHONAS
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:49:00 - [30]
 

Quote:
I am going to collect donations from all you miners and industrials (and all other good people) who are tired of these boasting gasbags and hire the best Merc corp in Eve to kill them


if ur thinking of hiring MC it wont work, mc are blue to goonies now seriously limiting their "nutral" contract work potential.


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