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 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:15:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 02/04/2008 21:26:52Our Mercs Have Killed Over 400 GasBag's Ships Worth More Then 20 Billion Isk! More Goon Killin To ComeISD NEWSMiners Strike Out at JihadSwarm <-- click to read Reported By: ISD Magnus Balteus(FYI: The Goons do NOT know who has given isk unless those who gave wanted it known. This is an obvious lie to stop miners from giving and proves that Karttoon is worried about our wardecs)  Goonswarm has announced a jihad against miners and industrialists. They have killed off over 1,100 barges/industrialists in the past six weeks. (Killboard) They have done this with impunity. They have boasted of their conquests. (As if killing off defenseless Hulks and Macs is heroic) It is time for the 'defenseless' to rise up. It is time for the Goonie Gasbags to get what is coming to them. Death! Death! Death To The Goons! How you ask? I am collecting donations from all you miners and industrials (and all other good people) who are tired of these boasting gasbags and hired the best Merc corps in Eve to kill them any where in the High Security universe. They came to our place to kill us now it is time to make high sec space unsecure to them! Let’s make THEM be looking over their shoulder when they come from out of their dark 0.0 holes into our glorious realm of light. This is not a scam. I am an alt of a well known person in Eve who has always done what I have said I will do. Every isk given to this alt has gone and will go to pay for hiring a Merc Corp and paying for all the Goon ships they are killing off. I have talked to Chribba who will verify that I am also a trusted person in Eve. But more then that I have given my API code to him so he can verify that every isk sent in to pay the Mercs has gone to pay for the Mercs. I have already donated 1.4b of my own isk to hire R.E.P.O. for this endeavor. Help rid the universe of many of the Goons ships by donating isk to this character. If you wish to donate anonymously then just do so and no one will ever know. If you want all Eve to know then post here how much you are giving and then send your amount to me. I will verify and post your name(s) prominently in this thread. Come Eve Miners and Industrialist! Come and help show these gasbag gankers that the carebears of Eve are NOT to be trifled with. We will come at you wherever you are! Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:15:00 - [ 2]
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 28/03/2008 03:24:16Chribba Hired To Monitor Isk/Account Originally by: Chribba I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
Originally by: Chribba Posting to confirm that ISK donated have been wired to TNT and REPO representatives on several occasions.
I was able to secure Chribba to monitor my API and confirm that all isk sent in will go to the mercs. If I do not then Chribba will give out my Main's name. My main has spent two years building a biz that is based completely on trust and has been entrusted with over 35 billion in isk and assets. He is NOT going to scam a measly billion or two when he has far more to loose. Now I know this small wardec isn't going to destroy the goons. But there are many ways of 'winning' in eve. For me one way is to create some buzz (I think I've done that!)  And another way is to kill off as many people in the Alliance of GoonSwarm who attack and kill (or allow to be killed) innocent miners and industrialists. (Of which I am one) This is us miners getting our pound of... well... ship.  So if you want to help out the cause send in whatever amount of isk you feel led to do so. I promise you that this is all about the Goons dying and every isk sent in will go towards that goal. So now let's get on with the business of Goon Killin! |
 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:16:00 - [ 3]
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 04/04/2008 04:07:04We have raised alot! Thank you all. $6,175,000,000 isk  But we need more isk to continue the wardecs. I have match all new donations 1 for 1 up to a billion isk. Thank you all for your donations. I will continue the R.E.P.O contract and I've hired two more as well. Thank you all very much for your trust in me and commitment to this endeavor. Each bar represents a billion isk that I have received. Send in your isk and see the bars turn green for GOON KILLIN! ==============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================R.E.P.O. still need to be paid for each kill they make. And I want to keep hiring both R.E.P.O. and the other two merc corps. The more isk we get the more killin we can do! Where The Isk Has Gone. $1 Billion Donations From Cool People Under Matching Program . $1 Billion Matched Isk From Me $6.17 billion Total Donations From Cool People ... 7 million CCP costs to send thank you emails and emails to ganked miners asking to donate . 15 million Deposit For Signature. 150 Million To R.E.P.O. (1st Week Wardec fee) 150 Million To R.E.P.O. (2nd Week Wardec fee) 800 Million To TNT (Wardec cost for week) 200 Million To TNT (additional Wardec costs) 541 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 1st Week Kills) 150 Million To R.E.P.O. (3rd Week Wardec fee) . 50 Million Bonus to Icarus Starkiller for 5b ship kill . 25 Million Payment for sig creation . 90 Million Payment for sig creation 300 Million Other Related War Costs 422 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 2nd Week Kills) 150 Million To R.E.P.O. (4th Week Wardec fee) . 40 Million Balance paid for sig creation 150 Million To Hello Kitty Initiative (1st Week Wardec fee) 487 Million To R.E.P.O. (Payment for 3rd Week Kills) 150 Million To R.E.P.O. (5th Week Wardec fee) 300 Million To CRMSM (1st Week Wardec fee) . 40 Million Bonus to REPO for 4b frieghter kill . 97 Million Refund from Omniscient Order 2.16 billion Funds Available To pay for ships R.E.P.O. kills and to continue to hire other merc corps. R.E.P.O.'s kills for a week are just at 500m. (not bad actually) Consider donating to the cause! Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [ 4]
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 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [ 5]
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 29/03/2008 21:38:13What Some Of The Cool People Have Written(Names Withheld) 2008.03.07 21:42... just so you do know, their kill board, should show that i killed one of them on their raid. 2008.03.07 02:45Sounds like fun. Sent 40m 2008.03.08 00:05... I built a Hulk that can withstnad the assault. I have now cause the loss of 2 goon ships while mine survived. 2008.03.08 01:09Sending a bil because it amuses me. 2008.03.08 02:14You´ll have some good money after I buy my new mackinaw, you can count on it! I´m tired of these ****ing bastards... 2008.03.08 00:4340mil sent post me on the donation board ... Let the swarm burn brightly. 2008.03.10 22:54Hey Ted, they haven't been near my interests since repo dec'd them. Just sent you another 25 mil. 2008.03.13 17:48A failed bombing by br0ke and Donato lite today lost them a Raven. No 72 virgins for you. 2008.03.14 14:15 The best caod thread ever, seriously. 2008.03.14 17:27I think the OP was spot on with this. He did exactly what every carebearing miner who got suicide killed or noob corp who gets wardecced is told to do when they post a whine thread about it. He hired mercs... 2008.03.22 14:59I have donated 50 mil. Kick ass! 2008.03.22 15:24oh an another thing: watch out for mynameisjackie chan. He's a goon alt that will scan you down before the real goon drops into system and pops you. 2008.03.25 03:36Yup i have been reading what you are doing on the forums....GL bud... Kill em all. 2008.03.22 23:58Glad i could help... and my feelings are mutual with everyone in our alliance. 2008.03.26 10:03 As a fellow miner and prior Gank victim to a goonie a few months back I salute your intiative and wish you the best of luck! Inexpensive Way To Keep Hulk From Being Ganked: Wake Up Concord Link1 Link2 You use a alt with ibis to attack your hulk in belt then concord spaws and kills your ibis guy, they hang around and will then immediately attack any gankers who attack you killing them before they can kill you. Check it out. Some Of The Cool People Of Eve (More names to come) Captain Gorlok 1 Billion! Danari 1 Billion! "Q" (Not Full Name) 150m "Nuke'em from Orbit its the only way to be sure" Jebhadr 40m L34D 20m How to Join My Mailing ListWhile In game Goto "Channels & Mailing Lists" Select the "Mailing Lists" Tab Hit "Create / Join" Type in “Goon Killin” This will allow you to receive emails from me when something important has happened. (I promise not to spam you). And if you do not answer or post there then reading emails there is completely anonymous. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
 Rubber Ducky Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [ 6]
Ok |
 Thunderbutte Amarr Destructive Flatulence
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:17:00 - [ 7]
*snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. ~Saint |
 Marius Duvall Amarr Merch Industrial GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:20:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW New Topic coming. Please do not post here yet.
Quality thread. |
 TeufelsBeitrag Caldari Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:24:00 - [ 9]
*~s~c~a~m~* |
 Yorda Minmatar Battlestars GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:34:00 - [ 10]
Edited by: Yorda on 04/03/2008 18:33:57 Terrible troll, even worse scam. |
 Jonis Sinmaker Amarr Valiant Logistics Inc. The Purge Alliance |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:34:00 - [ 11]
I bet a goon came up with this idea lol |
 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:37:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker I bet a goon came up with this idea lol
When the Goonie gasbags start dying they will not be laughing. |
 kublai Caldari Guillotine Therapy Rooks and Kings |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:37:00 - [ 13]
This is a fantastic iniative and I hope many miners take full advantage of it and donate much of their hard earned isk. |
 Althair Erin Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:38:00 - [ 14]
Oh you clever boy. |
 Dog Solitude Minmatar Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:39:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 04/03/2008 18:21:13 hire the best Merc corp in Eve to kill them any where in the High Security universe.
Oh hey Teddy, you should check out MC. I hear they are available (read: not on contract) and that they work for isk only. Surely they'd be interested. |
 Succubu5 Gallente Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:45:00 - [ 16]
Maybe I'll send you 1.00 isk. |
 Kreunt Caldari The 5th Freedom Wildly Inappropriate. |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:49:00 - [ 17]
*snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. ~Saint |
 Cybarite Gallente YARRRDIES Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:52:00 - [ 18]
You know he could probably net one of the biggest hauls for a scam in eve history with this... |
 Aprudena Gist Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:55:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker I bet a goon came up with this idea lol
When the Goonie gasbags start dying they will not be laughing.
i assure you every time i die i laugh. |
 Desiderata Fabian Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 18:57:00 - [ 20]
Sending TeddyBr FTW all my ISK. |
 TeddyBr FTW Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:57:00 - [ 21]
Originally by: Aprudena Gist i assure you every time i die i laugh.
Then we want to help you laugh alot.  |
 Nacho Daddy Caldari Ministry of Funny Walks
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:59:00 - [ 22]
There is one way to legitimize this and show its not a scam. Have the hired Merc corp post the contract and the kills for the goons. Otherwise people will just think this is a scam as has been posted. |
 Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:08:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW I am going to collect donations from all you miners and industrials
LOL, scamtastic. |
 Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:10:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Nacho Daddy There is one way to legitimize this and show its not a scam. Have the hired Merc corp post the contract and the kills for the goons. Otherwise people will just think this is a scam as has been posted.
Unless he works for the merc corp ... |
 Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.03.04 19:16:00 - [ 25]
Get chribba to hold the isk then i might donate. |
 Marcus Druallis Caldari Quantum Industries BricK sQuAD. |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:18:00 - [ 26]
Edited by: Marcus Druallis on 04/03/2008 19:18:48 Can we split the profits? |
 Papa Ina Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:22:00 - [ 27]
Goonalt spotted. |
 Zizzyx Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:41:00 - [ 28]
Edited by: Zizzyx on 04/03/2008 19:40:40 Yes everyone give him your money, one billion isk is enough for a whole week of protection! That's SEVEN DAYS!
This should be just long enough to scare off those stupid goonies FOREVER. |
 Atomos Darksun Gallente The Maverick Navy IT Alliance |
Posted - 2008.03.04 19:44:00 - [ 29]
DEATH TO THE MINERS! |
 Bob Moore Gallente KAHONAS
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Posted - 2008.03.04 19:49:00 - [ 30]
Quote: I am going to collect donations from all you miners and industrials (and all other good people) who are tired of these boasting gasbags and hire the best Merc corp in Eve to kill them
if ur thinking of hiring MC it wont work, mc are blue to goonies now seriously limiting their "nutral" contract work potential. |