Posted - 2008.09.16 04:13:00 - [1]

 

Edited by: Agmar on 16/09/2008 05:31:00
Official Agmar Statement

Effective immediately, GAME will be embarking on the MOST EPIC campaign of its laughable history. Judging by the effectiveness of Robert's MAX campaign, we will be coat-tailing with a very similar (in a couple respects) MIN campaign.

Objectives:

Minimum impact
Minimum participation
Minimum effectiveness
Minimum damage
Minimum presence

To spearhead this noble undertaking, I am putting Arimathea Anthalas in the well deserved role of CEO while I take a rest from EVE. I mean, I can only lose one more capital before I've lost the entire gambit of combat capitals and super capitals.

To our friends in Corp 1, Celes, and.... uh.... well... The biggest Homos, we look forward to seeing you again.

I'll be back, just not any time soon.

Questions, comments (be they encouragement, hate or spam), concerns, my pos blowing up your jump freighters, and all other issues will be fielded by Arimathea Anthalas.

My boys will be in your **** momentarily.... just be sure you can tank 150 dps.

EDIT- Shoutouts to my people

First and foremost... to Skrypt, Jolan, Frodo, Jonas, Bumkin, Nebba (sorry about the rag dog), Tusal (GAME's GTC pimp)... you guys kept me realer than real, and I have nothing but props and thanks for everything that you've helped me do in this game.

Darth, Daco, C4 and Tbone. You guys gave me the chance to do what I do. I have nothing but fond memories of you all and the things we accomplished together.

Chowdown and the Shinra boys (McDan, Fubu and Apoc) that taught me how to fly, fight, (and die :)). The beef between us was just that, and I wish you all the best of the best. You're all great, even you l-c.

To the GAME boys (and girl), you're in the best hands... and the softest. Keep it real, and good things will happen.