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 Martin VanBuren Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:34:00 - [ 1]
Yo caod, what's up, how are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking.
BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME, YOU CARE ABOUT WAR UPDATES, DON'T YOU!?
Well, here you are: Of the two red overlord constellations in feythabolis, we now control one station in each! Victory eternal to the soldiers of the swarm, and death un-ending to our enemies
Also: BIG OLD FIGHT IN VNG! To try and draw out our AAA friends, so famously reticent to engage under anything even appearing to be vaguely even odds, we cunningly timed one of our large sov holding towers for Russian Prime, eagerly anticipating a fight! Our dread fleet, platinum insured and logged off in preparation, waited for the dread AAA armada to engage...and they did! AND THEN WE DID!
AND WE TOTALLY OWNED THE HELL OUT OF EM!
Although the numbers are still being totted up, early figures suggest like 18 goonswarm dreads down in exchange for 30 dreads and 10 some carriers on the part of AAA and their lackey scum. Also we totally beat the crap out of their support fleet, like they started with like 30 battleships and by the end had 4.
A GREAT DAY FOR THE SWARM, my friends! I, myself, was there in a broadsword, which I am sure in the 30 seconds it was able to stay on grid before warping out because 4 carriers had sicked their fighters on me, was extremely effective! Shoutouts go, of course, to our stalwart allies (you know, the ones who DON'T ally with bob because they think they'll make more isk per month that way) TCF, Rebellion, UNL, ZAF, and the mighty Eight Year Old Girls Incorporated, most imperial and mighty amongst the myriad Goonswarm corporations.
In conclusion, dearest thread to my heart, I wish you all a good day, good posts, and most important of all, good fights. o/ o/ o/
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 Privavarian Gallente Black Fury Novus Auctorita |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:35:00 - [ 2]
YES! THIS! |
 Vital Efters Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:36:00 - [ 3]
im calling this a defeat for the swarm i lost my falcon you jerks |
 Martin VanBuren Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:36:00 - [ 4]
Edited by: Martin VanBuren on 24/11/2008 11:36:18 Originally by: Vital Efters im calling this a defeat for the swarm i lost my falcon you jerks
However my broadsword remains safe, and also I got on a killmail, so forget you buddy |
 Jaroslav Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 - [ 5]
I was there, i shot stuff then i shot some more stuff and then i died :3 |
 Daveydweeb Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 - [ 6]
My cunning plan worked perfectly. |
 Ziester Caldari Echolalia. Shangri-La. |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 - [ 7]
GBC just can't catch a break lately when it comes to dread fights. |
 BCE 3AHRTO Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 - [ 8]
that fight was extremely fofofo!! |
 Dangerously Cheesey Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 - [ 9]
Originally by: Jaroslav I was there, i shot stuff then i shot some more stuff and then i died :3
I was there, i shot stuff but I lived and still shot morestuff |
 Privavarian Gallente Black Fury Novus Auctorita |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 - [ 10]
Originally by: Daveydweeb My cunning plan worked perfectly.
Hey! You're not in the 'Eight Year Old Girls Corporation' or GoonFleet. You're not as cool as all the other goons :\ |
 Psilocin Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:39:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
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 Petar Quaresma Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 - [ 12]
I killed so many people I came. |
 Daveydweeb Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 - [ 13]
Originally by: Privavarian
Originally by: Daveydweeb My cunning plan worked perfectly.
Hey! You're not in the 'Eight Year Old Girls Corporation' or GoonFleet. You're not as cool as all the other goons :\
On the contrary, I'm far cooler. |
 Kreunt Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: Psilocin
Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
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 Dangerously Cheesey Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: Kreunt
Originally by: Psilocin
Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
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 Veldya Caldari Guristari Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:41:00 - [ 16]
Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon. |
 Psilocin Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:42:00 - [ 17]
Killboard link removed. Navigator |
 Gumpy Nighthawk Amarr Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:43:00 - [ 18]
Quote: Although the numbers are still being totted up, early figures suggest like 18 goonswarm dreads down in exchange for 30 dreads and 10 some carriers on the part of AAA and their lackey scum. Also we totally beat the crap out of their support fleet, like they started with like 30 battleships and by the end had 4.
Damn you goons, now we as the mighty NC aren't special anymore with slaughtering the GBC and it's has beens  |
 Privavarian Gallente Black Fury Novus Auctorita |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:44:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: Veldya Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon.
ITS ME! IM DA BOB ALT IN THE OP. |
 Petar Quaresma Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:44:00 - [ 20]
Razor, I am so sorry we left you alone to **** the GBC. Now you must apologize for leaving us alone to do the same thing :/. OUR ALLIANCES ARE DOOOOOOOMED |
 Zataaki Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:45:00 - [ 21]
Originally by: Psilocin Killboard link removed. Navigator
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 Martin VanBuren Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:45:00 - [ 22]
Edited by: Martin VanBuren on 24/11/2008 11:45:46 Originally by: Veldya Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon.
we killed a bob sacrilege in impass a couple of days ago |
 Gorfob Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:46:00 - [ 23]
Listened to Rachmaninoff that whole fight.
Tanked 2 doomsdays.
Killed useless idiots.
Got on a bunch of killmails.
Had some beers.
Wisdom. |
 Zastrow Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:46:00 - [ 24]
we cynoed in ******edly outnumbered in caps. I was expecting a welp but we got a ****. :iiam: |
 Sasha Lyre Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas. |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:47:00 - [ 25]
Serious battle reports are good, but this report managed to convey the information and also produce much lolage.
oh and it might just be my rather poor taste in humour but I would find it even funnier if you could ensure that your corp called '8 year old girls-or similiar' had as their ceo gary glitter, trained up for logistics and repping his corpies...
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 Zastrow Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:47:00 - [ 26]
Then we played the Picard Song over teamspeak. |
 SunglassesInSpace Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:48:00 - [ 27]
Man I shot so much stuff |
 Pnuka Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:48:00 - [ 28]
Originally by: Psilocin Killboard link removed. Navigator
My ship costs less that your ammo, I don't know if my guns are loaded, I'm about to ruin your life. Welcome to the swarm. |
 Zastrow Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:51:00 - [ 29]
Spam removed. Navigator |
 Jah'Ret Khan Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2008.11.24 11:51:00 - [ 30]
We won???
I declare utter Fail-Fail. |